Holy Algorithm, Bitches!!!

I don’t know about you but my TikTok algorithm has been all sorts of fucked up and strange. It started out with doomsday Christians, morphed into obscure strangeness that looked like Henrik Ibsen had a colourblind baby with an artsy fartsy videographer, and then settled into disturbing and unsettling maybe-it’s-abuse? 

I don’t know, man. It’s been like this since the New Year and it makes me cringe. 

*checks again*

Weird suburban white kids with perfect skin and teeth, and their strip mall youth pastor. 

Tiktok, go home. You’re drunk.