I don’t know who’s doing brunch now, but hey – fellow fabulous folk – we get to sleep in!! No more trying to recover from Saturday night’s fabulosity while making maple bacon and roast potatoes for 8 and smiling through the crushing headache and recurring conga line injury.
Do you think it’s straight people doing brunch now? Aren’t they in church at brunch time? Does this mean brunch is cancelled forever? Or worse, is brunch now at that pancake place with the paper placemats and loud snotty children, because it’s been removed from the official agenda? Did we just make a terrible mistake?
Oh hell. Who am I kidding. I’ll be up at 6am on Sunday, dragging my gay arse through the farmers’ market, looking for free range eggs, peasant bread, and roasted-by-indigo-children coffee beans to feed brunch to all you people.
*Sighs in lesbian*
😂😂😂
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